darkmarkian:

  • I know that Avada Kedavra is all ~*~unforgivable and shit.
  • But that wouldn’t stop me from using it.
  • Ever.
  • “THERE’S A BEE NEAR YOUR HEAD.”
  • “THERE’S A SPIDER IN HERE ON THE WALL.”
  • “THERE’S A FLY IN HERE AND IT WON’T GTFO.”
  • “THERE’S THIS ONE BITCH WHO…